Got Any Grapes? One day, a duck walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, I don't have any grapes. You want the grocery store down the street. This is a bar, and I only sell alcohol here. You want a drink?" The duck just shakes his head no, and leaves. The very next day, the duck returns. "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tries to explain to the duck that he doesn't sell grapes at his bar, and the duck leaves without buying anything, making the bartender a little bit angry. The very next day, in walks the duck. By now the bartender is getting pretty fed up with the duck, and when the duck asks, "Got any grapes?" he gets very angry! "Look you, I said I don't sell grapes here! This is not a grocery store -- this is a bar. If you come in here one more time asking for grapes, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. You understand me? Now either order a drink, or get out of my bar!" The duck leaves as fast as his short legs can carry him, and the bartender smiles, sure now that he'll never see this troublesome duck again. Still, the bartender can't help but stare at the door as another day comes and goes, but to his eventual relief, the duck does not come back. In fact, an entire week goes by, and no duck. The bartender has just about forgotten about the whole thing when suddenly, the door opens, and in walks the duck. Scowling, the bartender eyes the duck suspiciously as he waddles up to the bar. "Got any nails?" the duck finally asks. Caught off guard, the bartender sputters a bit, and then answers angrily, "No! I don't sell nails here! You want the hardware store across the street. This is a bar! I only sell alcohol here!" The duck smiles. "In that case... got any grapes?"

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